When you feel down build stairs and walk up them.
I'm from Canada! Oh and my name is Daniel! Enjoy! Or don't it's up to you.
Live every day with your scales showing on the outside. Be a mermaid without the hassle of the tail.
Sold on Etsy.
(via wickedclothes)
Kalysta Lee (via wnq-writers)
(Source: wnq-writers.com, via kendallthedino)
Sunlight may seem shimmery and cheery,
It may seem bright and aglow,
But it seems to me
That no one can see
The menacing shadows below.
Distorted figures of light
Are not always what they seem
Beware the shadows of the night
That hide between every sunbeam.
All that glitters is not gold,
And the hideous, malicious dark
Will envelop you in its folds
And quickly blow out your spark.
A. Synthia (via wnq-writers)
(Source: wnq-writers.com, via wnq-writers)
You’re given this life and all these years and you just fade away without leaving a mark. What kind of story would that be?
iambrillyant (via wnq-writers)
(Source: wnq-writers.com, via wnq-writers)
there are beautiful
poems stored in
your scars,
and sometimes
it takes the right
person to reveal
all of the pages.
watch this right now
my hero
I am faintly disturbed.
(via mopeymopeymouse)
| Socialism: | You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. |
| Communism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. |
| Fascism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. |
| Nazism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you. |
| Bureaucratism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. |
| Traditional Capitalism: | You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. |
| An American Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. |
| A French Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. |
| Japanese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide. |
| An Italian Corporation: | You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. |
| A Swiss Corporation: | You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. |
| Chinese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. |
| An Iraqi Corporation: | Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....... |
| Counter Culture: | 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' |
| Surrealism: | You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. |
| Apathyologism: | You have 2 cows. You do not care. |
| Fatalist: | You have 2 doomed cows... |
| Atheism: | You have 2 cows. There is no God. |
| A West-Country Corporation: | You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. |
| A Brazilian Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. |
| Russia: | You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. |
| PETA: | You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. |
| Moffat: | You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. |
| Hussie: | You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows. |
| Romney: | You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states. |
| Once-ler: | You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow. |
| Old Spice: | You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. |
| An Irish Corporation: | You have a million cows because they're everywhere |
| Tumblr: | You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect. |
| Also Tumblr: | I give you a hamburger. |
| Cows: | The shit you go through. |
| This post: | Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked |
Why I say our education system is flawed (via fuckinq)
(Source: perfect-delusions, via ilikebigdrumsandicannotlie)
I am grade 12 student who has just recently graduated. You might call me accomplished, and in a way, I am, but not in the way you’d think. 12 years of pouring over text books and being lined up to be judged in front of my peers has not made me any more intelligent. I can tell you the first 45 digits of Pi and I can explain to you the difference between an acid and a base, I can recite the Pythagorean Theorem in my sleep, I will recite lines out of a textbook like they are a religion. But I cannot tell you the value of security, or of kindness. The distinct contrast between personal health and personal gain. I can tell you in grade 10 four of my classmates attempted to take their own lives before finals. I can tell you our counsellors office is always booked. I can tell you how when I didn’t understand something in AP Chemistry my teacher asked me to leave if I could not participate in his class. I merely asked him to explain a question. Instead of doing his job and teaching, he told me to leave. Told me I was not good enough to be there. Mistakes are viewed as failure in these hallways. A wrong answer is a sin you must atone to, not a human error, but a flaw so grand it defines your entire life course. There is no “average” here. We all must exceed expectations. Do your parents know that a grade that is considered average is a “C”? When I got a C in fourth grade my parents grounded me for a month. They said I was lazy and stupid and incompetent and that I’d better smarten up and stop fooling around. I never fooled around. I am driven by a deep need to impress others. I never fool around. I worked and worked and worked, with a deep hollow of anxiety in my chest. I have never been good at History, but I worked and worked and I attained at best a low B. It was not good enough. It is not said but we are expected to put our education before our personal health. It is not asked of us, but it is what we must do to achieve what we are asked to achieve. Our teachers will tell you, “Oh, I only give them one hour of homework each night.” Which is essentially true, each of my five teachers only gives me one to two hours of homework each night. Hmm, that adds up to 5-10 hours of homework, and overdue classwork, and projects. Say goodbye to sleep, say goodbye to feeling calm. I’ve developed a deep rooted anxiety disorder due to school and perfectionistic tendencies. Even when you get 100 percent on an assignment they still criticise you, it is never good enough. One slip, and you are in deep deep trouble. I can tell you that 90 percent of us try our hardest, and our teachers and parents stand in the sidelines, screaming, “You can do better than that!”
this was given to us on january tenth, 2008. that was six years ago. thats more than there are fingers on one hand. thats how many years its been on this earth. i cant believe this, i cant believe everything we’ve done since then and will continue to do as a human race
(via mopeymopeymouse)
THE MAGIC BEGINS: 1 - Favourite character
Luna Lovegood
“The girl gave off an aura of distinct dottiness. Perhaps it was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her left ear for safekeeping, or that she had chosen to wear a necklace of Butterbeer caps, or that she was reading a magazine upside down.”
(via thegoldensnitch)